No Man's Land (1987)

Cast includes:
CHARACTER	ACTOR/ACTRESS	RATING
Benjy Taylor	D. B. Sweeney
Ted Varrick	Charlie Sheen	½
Lt. Vincent Bracey	Randy Quaid
Malcolm	Bill Duke
Frank Martin	R. D. Call
Captain Haun	M. Emmett Walsh
Waitor (uncredited)	Brad Pitt

Review

A good friend of mine once dubbed this film as "the worst ever made". Well, to its credit, it isn't, and it isn't even close, but No Man's Land can still scare off most viewers with a taste for good cinema. Charlie Sheen and D. B. Sweeney don't exactly set off dramatic sparks in this "would-be-more-intriguing-than-it-is"-thriller, and although the promise is fair and the progression is good, it is ultimately a film by kids for kids about toys for kids (here in the form of Porsches).